Title: Stake in the Machine - C is for Constructs
Author: nothorse
Rating: G
Fandoms: BtVS/Girl Genius Crossover
Setting: Sometime during the radio plays for Girl Genius and some happy post-Chosen AU for BtVS.
Disclaimer: BtVS belongs to Joss, Girl Genius to the Foglios. Not mine. No money.
Written for slowmercury for the TtH 2008 Holiday Fic-A-Thon.

"So, the guys with the hats, what's their story?" asked Faith.

"They're Jägermonsters, Constructs. My ancestors made them." Agatha was busy drawing up escape plans.

"So, lots and lots of pointy teeth a fetish with your folks?"

"No. Just weapons. Do you think you could rip out those bars?"

"Those bars? Sure. The hats? Not really all that weapony, right?"

"They just like hats. If we get five bars away in one move, we could set up a trap for the watch clanks."

"Trap is good. Sooo. You said they made them. Did they make them, you know, anatomically correct?"