Completely forgot to note here that I have actually written something again.

It's called Do Pass Go, was written for HP Beholder 2013 and the definitive version is here on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/817947.

It features Millicent Bulstrode/Dudley Dursley and is the longest fanfic I've written to date with ~5000 words.

Enjoy. Maybe